Cougars Rule The Jungle!

We have no idea who Bonnie Fuller is, but she's clearly the smartest person in the world. In her article "Cougars and MILFs Rule! 40 Year-old Women Are Way Hotter Than 20 Year-olds," she pretty much preaches the Urbancougar gospel. Here's a taste:

Call them cougars or call them MILFS, just don't call them over. Let's discuss Demi Moore, and Madonna, 50. The two Kabbalists are the envy of younger women everywhere. Demi, for her sexy, un-plastic-surgery-looking looks and devoted 15 years-younger, GORGEOUS husband, Ashton Kutcher, 31, who Twittered this shot of her over the weekend, and Madonna for her rock hard body and years younger lovers, A-Rod, 33, and Jesus Luz, 22.

Now, let's just contrast all this hotness and intrigue with the slew of bland 20-somethings, trying to compete to get on magazine covers and into the nation's consciousness. Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Heidi Montag, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Blake Lively, Audrina Patridge, Jessica Biel, and even Kim Kardashian, -- do they honestly have even the depth of deep hotness and complexity as our 40-somethings?

About sums up why we prefer older women, no? They're just so much sexier, refined and interesting. Te test her theory, the enlightened Fuller then offers up a "Who's Hotter?" poll in which she pits pop culture's hottest cougars against their starlet dopplegangers. It's no contest, but it's fun!

Please check out the article. It's a must-read.