23 Year-old Male Caught Taking a Bong Hit!

Yes, it’s true, a 23 year-old guy was caught on camera pulling tubes! What is this world coming to? But if this news wasn’t shocking enough on its face, consider this: The deviant is none other than all-time Olympic champion and Grade A manmeat Michael Phelps. The news nearly exploded the Internet with tough questions, holier-than-thou posturing and terrible puns! How could he be such a dope? Will his endorsement deals go up in smoke?  Will the Olympic committee harsh his buzz? Will his body go to pot?

We could care less about all that. What we want to know is: Will his newfound stoniness turn off the cougars that lust after his swimmer bod and adore his preternatural goofiness?

Our prediction? No.





UPDATE: The King of the Cubs Ashton Kutcher comes to Phelps' defense, recommends asking "your 20-year-old kid what they did last weekend."


Photo Source: News of the World