Maintaining That Feline Allure: Yoga

With so many cougars in the wild and only so much prey on which to feed, it’s truly survival of the fittest. Today, cougar women must find any advantage to separate themselves from the pack. They spend endless hours in the gym, embrace the wisdom of Eastern cultures, and utilize the latest advances in technology, all in the name of keeping their feline allure.

So what can a cougar do to stay in the game? We begin our ongoing series of cougar health and fitness tips with the ancient art of yoga.

Yoga’s been around for millennia, but it’s never been practiced so widely and with such an air of vanity. Originating in the Indus Valley, as far back as 3,000 B.C., this ancient spiritual discipline has become the go-to physical activity for cougars the world over. Its unique blend of mind and body is ideal for helping aging cats keep their muscles toned and their spirit young. And yogi cougars often reap the benefits in the bedroom as well, where their laser-like focus, gymnastic flexibility and marathon endurance manifests itself in unparalleled sexual prowess.

But yogi beware: don’t take it too far. Nothing scares away prey faster than a socialite who frequently drops quotes from the Bhagavad Gita.


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