Link Love Wednesday (11/5/08)

Obviously the big news of the day is the election of Barack Obama to the presidency of the United States of the America. This is, of course, a historic moment of which to be proud. But leave it to America's Finest News Source to put the daunting challenge in perspective...

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job (The Onion)

Okay, enough politics. On to what's hot in cougsville...

Helena Christensen is the new captain of Agent Provocateur's pirate ship (The Huffington Post)

Jennifer Aniston wants two of John Mayer's babies (Star)

Been Caught Cheatin'? Ivana Trump's cub may have strayed from her den. (Wowowow)

Bo Derek loves John Corbett's "gigantic bonus" (PopEater)

Good news: Carmen Electra not getting married again anytime soon (Celebuzz)

David Cook wins "life lottery" (OK! Magazine)

And check out these cougar tails! And by tails, we mean asses (Coed Magazine)