Happy Halloween

It's finally here, that wonderful night when lovely women take even the most mundane of professions and transform them into agencies of sex and submission. The helpful physician's assistant becomes the naughty nurse. Your local peace keeper becomes a coitus cop. The typically boring Vice President becomes the chief executive of porn.

If you're concerned that we're approaching the witching hour and you're still sans costume... fear not. Until recently supercougar Mariah Carey and her playful cub Nick Cannon were still undecided, but last night emerged as sexed up firefighters, proving that Mimi can even make a hulking fireman's coat look hot!

"Okay, I've got a hot red bra," you say, "but I don't have a fireman's jacket! What ever am I to do?" Well, Pamela Anderson proves you needn't stray too far from your everyday closet to find a slutty Halloween costume. Just some sexy velvet sweats and black hat and - ta da - "she's a witch! Burn her!"

But maybe it's not so easy. Maybe you and your cub have been trying to find a little something to do together - one of those cute couple's costumes that rarely work. Well, Tango Media has some last-minute suggestions. We particularly like the "Freudian Slip." How could we not enjoy a costume that requires a hot cougar to wear nothing more than a slip?

Still, we love the darling Pushing Daisies star Kristin Chenowith, and we can't help but be stoked about her couple's costume. She tells Ok! Magazine, "My boyfriend is much younger than me, and we want to go as Demi  and Ashton."

So what's it gonna be? What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Let us know in the comments and don't forget to post your pictures!


Happy Halloween, everybody!






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