You’re Probably Dating an Alien

In case you missed it, the aliens have landed and will soon be coming for your daughters.

In a radio interview with Kerrang Radio, Dr. Edgar Mitchell, the sixth man to walk on the moon, casually let us know that he is “privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real.”

The good news?  Mitchell claims our alien visitors are friendly. “Had they been hostile, we would be been gone by now,” he says, comforting no one.

He also added that our alien invaders enjoy the company of older women, sipping cognac, and get a real kick out of Daft Punk.

More on the invasion at The Daily Telegraph.