Genus: Pantera Britannica

Common Name: British Cougar or The Jaguar

Brought to you by urbancougar.com fan Mandi, who puts it rather eloquently:

“Many Cougars can trace their lineage to the Empire of Great Queens (and their toy boys). The British Cougar, or Jaguar, is both extremely powerful and easily bored. She calms unsuspecting prey with eccentricity and an accent which barely disguises her ruthless, even depraved, sex drive (that inspired an equally sex-soaked car). Should come with a warning label, but you wouldn't listen anyway.”

You’re right, Mandi. We wouldn’t listen. A warning label on this cougar would have just about the same effect as a warning label on a Pantera album. We’d just want it more.

If you have recommendations for cougar or cub classifications, we’d love to hear them. Please send your suggestions to feedback@urbancougar.com.








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