Genus: Felinae Americanus

Common Name: American Cougar

The fastest-growing breed of cougar, Felinae Americanus is leading the new sexual revolution in the United States. Unencumbered by the more archaic of Puritan values, she is really living the American Dream. It’s all about Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness with this beautiful woman.


Among her defining characteristics:


Style: Equally at home in an evening gown, a snug top-tight jeans-stiletto heels ensemble or a baseball jersey

Health Regimen: Fondness for yoga and Pilates, the South Beach Diet and occasional nips and tucks

Political Views: Love of guns or anti-gun legislation. A true swing voter.




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