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Genus: Ursus Euro
Common Name: The Euro
Like the culturally diverse continent from which he hails, The Euro is a diverse breed typically of either Latin or Germanic heritage. The Euro is typically a cougar hunter (rather than prey) by virtue of his being, well, European. American Cougars, despite being older and far wiser, remain just as susceptible to outrageous accents as their younger counterparts. The Euro is undeniably suave, steeped in culture and rumored to be a generous lover. His sense of superiority over Americans makes him particularly irresistible to Cougars who either work as actors or graduated from a liberal arts college in the American Northeast.
Among his defining characteristics:
Attire: He is typically found wearing tight, generally ill-fitting but highly-fashionable clothes. Despite being vaguely heterosexual, he is unafraid of hitting clubs wearing leather pants and transparent mesh shirts.
Preferred Transportation: Vespa
Political Movement: Working towards continental unity within an atmosphere of deep distrust and hatred of neighboring countries
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Delicious! I want to kiss those lips xoxox
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By: JetCityWoman Comments: (10)Yes, This is the "One" I spoke of in the Article" for urbancougar Mmmm Now I know his real name "Genus: Ursus Euro" yes they have a way with their worldy sense sultry culturely exotic ways! :*) Nice combination of Intelligence and Experience of knowing how to have a "Cougar" a Few older men could learn from this "One"
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By: WildFlower Comments: (16)my favorite are definitely Italian and Greek- something about those lips and they way those hips move in bed.. mmmm!
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By: Gia Comments: (26)You've forgotten one member of the family, Although I cannot blame you since it's a pretty young species: -Ursus socialis,or more commonly known as The pick-up artist(with a taste for older women). These vile predators hunt in pack, also refered to when hunting cougars/milfs as milf/cougar execution squads. They hail from all countries, but has their ancestral grounds in canada, although some very old specimen has been found in America.
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By: Maye Comments: (2)I'm not trying to hate or detract from the European cub. But what about the West Indian or Caribbean cubs? I'm from The Bahamas, and I think a lot of cougars can appreciate island lovin' lol.
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By: DCPratt Comments: (2)